Hello everyone...well today me and my friend melanie were telling david cole stories about our past experiences, and I decided I would share them with everyone. The first one is from today!
Story Numero Uno - Library
Today me and my best friend melanie were running things to the classes for office aide first hour, when we decided we would cut through the library to get to some of the classrooms. Well you know how there are those bar things that swing to let you in and out? You know, those ones that say "exit" and "do not exit". Yes well me and melanie were walking side by side to go out of the library...when according to her she heard a loud "UGGGGHHHH"...like I don't remember this, because all I remember is running into that bar that said "do not exit", because apparently I am very illiterate...which is kinda ironic seeing as how I was in the library. Anyways that is my first story...I don't know how much you enjoyed reading my pain and embarassment, but hopefully you did.
Story Numero Dos - Bear River
This summer me and melanie had a blast...you know doing things like trying to catch frogs and stuff like that. Well me and mel decided that we would go tubing/rafting down bear river. We didn't have an innertube or anything, so we went to wal-mart and bought those cheap 5 dollar lounge chairs that you use in the pool. Again, here is where I need to learn that reading is essential. The box said that there was only 1 chair...and so me and mel had to share it. So we go to the river and hopped on and started floating down it. Halfway through, after falling off about 50 times already, we reached a part of the river with some pretty crazy rapids. So lucky us, we just had to fall off cuz you know those lounge chairs are not made for those kind of rapids. Imagine me, right after falling off getting stuck in this tree, while melanie is trying to keep from drowning. Yeah well after I am untangled from the tree, I realize I shouldnt have untangled myself, because well I was going to drown. So I grabbed back on and my whole body was like trying to be swept away. I seriously thought I was going to drown, because number 1) those rapids were really fast and the water was deep and number 2) I was laughing too hard at melanie laughing at me and all this water kept going into my mouth. Well finally after about 15 minutes of me begging melanie for help, she decides that this was serious and comes to save me, but not without much difficulty...and let me tell you the moral to this story: always wear a lifejacket...
Story Numero Tres - Curb
This is my last story for the night, but let me explain to you that going out to retrieve 88 cent sunglasses from wal-mart is not worth almost making your best friend become almost mentally retarded. Okay at the beginning of this year, me and melanie were heading out to cheerleading practice and we were going to be late. So I was driving fast to get there. Well I had my sunglasses on the dashboard for some reason, and I didnt think there was going to be any problem with it. Hmm if only I had realized that when I was making that turn...anyways I was in fact turning too fast and melanies window was wide open as I did. And then out went my sunglasses, they had slid all the way across the dash out into the street. Well I just had to go back and get them, cuz you know they were the sweetest pair of 88 cent sunglasses ever. So I turned around and fetched them. Then I had to turn around again and decided that I didn't have enough room on the street to turn all the way around without going on the curb. I didnt think there was a problem, because me having a jeep, it wasn't going to hurt. Ohhh so wrong I was. As I descended upon that curb I saw that right were my tires were going to hit it was super super deep and my tires wouldnt be able to get up on the curb. Well going about 30 miles an hour (maybe a tid bit less) I didnt have time to react, so down I went into that gutter...and boy did melanies head hit the windshield hard when we were suddenly stopped. Also another lesson in safety...always wear your seatbelt when you are with a mentally impaired friend...JK just wear your seatbelt no matter what..
Well if you somehow made it through all my stories, I hope you enjoyed them...and please feel free to comment on how retarded I act. Thanks!
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